1 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,070 Real lovemaking. 2 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:17,890 Real work at work. 3 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:23,930 Sweet dinner. 4 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:21,250 Oh, honey, what's the blouse? It wrinkles. 5 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:28,270 I think you're going to have a chance to 6 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:32,810 come home early and spend some private time with your handsome husband. 7 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:35,170 Oh, honey, I'll try. 8 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:37,710 It works so hectic lately. 9 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:41,490 If I don't make it, you know, there's spaghetti in the fridge. You can heat 10 00:01:41,490 --> 00:01:42,490 that up for dinner. 11 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,170 What about Tommy? 12 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:48,150 Oh, Tommy's always with his new girlfriend. 13 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:50,570 You won't see him before midnight, I'm sure. 14 00:01:50,930 --> 00:01:52,770 Well, you'll be home before then, right? 15 00:01:53,230 --> 00:01:54,230 Of course. 16 00:01:55,590 --> 00:01:57,030 Gotta go to a morning meeting. 17 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,790 They're a little ticklish, aren't they? 18 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:36,770 That's how it starts. 19 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:38,110 Hey, 20 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:42,550 Dad. Hey, what's up? I want to introduce you to my beautiful girlfriend, Jade. 21 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:55,930 I hope you don't mind. We were planning on eating dinner here. 22 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:57,630 Yeah, dinner's fine. 23 00:02:58,430 --> 00:03:00,250 I think your mom's at work, though. 24 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:04,270 Sorry, we're probably just trying to order a pizza or something. 25 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:07,110 Okay. I like pizza. 26 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:09,370 Okay, well, then it's decided. 27 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:10,910 We're having pizza. 28 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:13,050 All right. 29 00:03:13,950 --> 00:03:15,010 I'll make that call. 30 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:32,100 You're late. 31 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:50,900 Well, I left the office as soon as I could. 32 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,100 That's what I get for dating a boss bitch, huh? 33 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:58,180 Is that what I am? 34 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:00,380 Yep. 35 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,680 It turns me the hell on, too. 36 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,040 Great question. 37 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:55,860 No. 38 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:23,410 I don't know. 39 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:14,959 Yes, yes. 40 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:11,700 Yep. Yes, 41 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,700 yes, yes. 42 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,140 Yes, yes, yes. 43 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:18,620 Yes, 44 00:10:19,180 --> 00:10:20,180 yes, 45 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,540 yes. 46 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,760 Yes, yes, yes. 47 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,380 Holy shit. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 48 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,200 Oh, God. 49 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,960 Yeah. 50 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,080 Yes. 51 00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:04,349 Yes, 52 00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:06,109 yes, yes! 53 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,720 I don't even know what the fuck I'm gonna say. 54 00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:17,210 Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 55 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,850 Oh, god damn it. 56 00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:21,230 Yeah. 57 00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:05,060 Oh, jeez. Yeah. 58 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,860 Yeah. Yeah. 59 00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:32,690 Thank you. 60 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,400 That's what I fucking needed 61 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,500 Oh, fuck. 62 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:24,200 Oh, fuck. 63 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,120 Oh, 64 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:40,140 God, 65 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,300 I love our little fucking medians. 66 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,920 Yes, yeah 67 00:27:40,790 --> 00:27:45,650 oh my god oh my god yes 68 00:27:45,650 --> 00:27:53,130 yes 69 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:59,870 yes 70 00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:00,870 yes yes yes 71 00:28:23,899 --> 00:28:24,899 Yes, Richard. 72 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,600 Uh-huh. 73 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,760 Yeah. Yeah, use it. 74 00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:34,220 Yep. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 75 00:29:46,990 --> 00:29:47,990 Yes. 76 00:31:30,060 --> 00:31:31,420 God, that was great pizza. 77 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,800 So, Tommy told me you're a lawyer? 78 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,080 I am. 79 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,380 But please promise me you won't spread it around. 80 00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:43,580 What? 81 00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:45,700 Dad, come on. You know you're a great lawyer. 82 00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:47,920 Yeah, yeah. I've won some cases. 83 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,320 But I kind of think that, I don't know, I made the wrong decision sometimes 84 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,320 going into law. 85 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:55,540 Not really. 86 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,000 I just wish I had made some other choices. 87 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,920 Why is that? 88 00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:05,480 Because everybody hates lawyers. 89 00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:12,260 Really? Yeah. I was actually kind of thinking about going to law school. 90 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,280 I would tell you, don't waste your time in law school. 91 00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:23,120 You should, I don't know, be a model or something. 92 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,920 Like I'm not smart enough. 93 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:34,560 To go to law school, I've got to try to get by on my looks. No, that's exactly 94 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,060 what I'm saying. 95 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:38,540 No, no, no. 96 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:43,140 I'm just saying that, I'm not saying that you're not smart enough. I'm just 97 00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:46,260 saying, if you have something else that you want to do in your life, you should 98 00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:47,820 really pursue that first. 99 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,620 I don't know. You know what? 100 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,120 Maybe it's just the beer and pizza talking. 101 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:56,100 Maybe I'm tired. 102 00:32:57,070 --> 00:32:58,070 I'm going to go up to bed. 103 00:32:59,450 --> 00:33:00,450 All right. 104 00:33:00,530 --> 00:33:03,830 Well, good night, Dad. And thanks again for this wonderful piece. 105 00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:06,650 Yeah. I'll use your credit card. 106 00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:08,350 See ya. 107 00:33:09,590 --> 00:33:11,170 It was a pleasure meeting you. 108 00:33:16,730 --> 00:33:17,730 Yeah. 109 00:33:17,990 --> 00:33:19,210 A little too much, huh? 110 00:33:54,670 --> 00:33:55,670 Bye. 111 00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:02,900 um 112 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,360 Thank you. 113 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,060 Looks like they let you off of work finally. 114 00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:16,640 Yeah. God, I'm so stressed. 115 00:59:19,940 --> 00:59:25,020 Well, you know, there's a cure for stress. 116 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:26,920 That husband's cure. 117 00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:29,860 Honey, that's nice. 118 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:31,880 I'm so tired. 119 00:59:32,540 --> 00:59:33,540 Maybe tomorrow. 120 01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:02,740 lisa hey girl what's up so i had a question for you 121 01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:09,400 um do you remember when you were seeing jacob last year yeah it rings a bell 122 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:16,400 and you remember how do you remember how you used to talk 123 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:22,260 about how hot his dad was yeah well 124 01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:24,720 did you ever like 125 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,759 Who told you that? 126 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,080 Who told me what? 127 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,760 That I hooked up with his dad. 128 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:37,220 Well, no one. I just kind of assumed. 129 01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,800 Well, I mean, what's this about? 130 01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:46,000 Well, I kind of have a crush on Tommy's dad. 131 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,520 Really? Is he hot? He's hot. He's funny. 132 01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:51,940 He's smart. 133 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:55,040 Oh, my God. I love this. 134 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,600 What are you going to do about it? 135 01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,100 Well... That's why I'm calling you. 136 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:07,260 Well, you know what I did with Jacob was I waited until he was away on football 137 01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:11,300 practice, and then I just paid his dad a little visit, made up a stupid little 138 01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:12,300 excuse to go over there. 139 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,860 Really? That's all it took? 140 01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:18,440 Yeah, that's all it took. I mean, we're like these guys kryptonite. They haven't 141 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,920 had sex with a teenager in who knows how long. 142 01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,240 Well, tell me what happened. 143 01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:26,020 Well... 144 01:02:41,060 --> 01:02:45,400 I just, you know, kind of went over there, pretended that I had forgotten my 145 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,400 cell phone. 146 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:47,720 Lisa. Hi. 147 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:49,459 Jacob's not here. 148 01:02:49,460 --> 01:02:50,920 He's at a game. Didn't he tell you? 149 01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:53,120 Yeah, I know, actually. It was so easy. 150 01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,740 Pretended it was in Jacob's room. 151 01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:57,420 Oh. 152 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:58,880 That's pretty much all it took. 153 01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:01,160 Yeah. Come in, please. You can get a book for it. 154 01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:32,200 Sorry, I didn't mean to touch him there. 155 01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:35,340 I know, I've got him to clean it. He just doesn't listen to me. 156 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,700 You look nice today. Are you going out somewhere? 157 01:03:48,260 --> 01:03:50,180 Oh, no, I just threw this on. 158 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,200 But thank you. 159 01:03:55,340 --> 01:03:59,520 Maybe it's... Maybe it's bed. 160 01:04:02,590 --> 01:04:05,250 Lisa, isn't that your phone in your purse? 161 01:04:09,010 --> 01:04:10,050 Oh, wow. 162 01:04:11,710 --> 01:04:12,710 What do you know? 163 01:04:13,390 --> 01:04:14,390 Silly, I guess. 164 01:04:15,230 --> 01:04:16,230 They're all along. 165 01:04:16,510 --> 01:04:19,670 We do have a tendency to overlook the obvious, don't we? 166 01:04:20,970 --> 01:04:22,070 Yeah, we do, don't we? 167 01:04:22,990 --> 01:04:27,390 I mean, we tend to overlook it until it becomes so obvious. 168 01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:34,080 can't help it anymore you know what i mean 169 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:38,580 um yeah 170 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,820 Oh, my God. 171 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,040 Ugh. 172 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:01,540 Holy shit! 173 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:50,240 Oh! 174 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:34,640 Okay. 175 01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:26,840 Oh. 176 01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:21,140 One, two, three. 177 01:19:26,279 --> 01:19:27,680 Oh, my God. 178 01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:31,320 Oh, 179 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:33,560 you feel so good. 180 01:19:34,260 --> 01:19:35,260 Oh, yes. 181 01:19:36,580 --> 01:19:41,640 Yes. Oh, my God. 182 01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:45,120 Oh, 183 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,580 shit. Here, let's do just like that. 184 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:52,160 Just like that. 185 01:20:22,660 --> 01:20:23,660 Oh yeah, just like that. 186 01:20:44,639 --> 01:20:47,580 Oh my god. 187 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,180 Yes. 188 01:20:56,740 --> 01:20:58,560 Oh my god. 189 01:21:33,630 --> 01:21:34,810 Three, two, one. 190 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:07,880 Oh, you found your phone. 191 01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:13,240 And if you didn't really exactly lose it. I didn't lose it. 192 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:26,080 That's so hot. 193 01:24:26,480 --> 01:24:29,860 Yeah, it was the best sex I ever had, including Jacob. 194 01:24:30,940 --> 01:24:33,580 The only problem is that Tommy isn't going anywhere. 195 01:24:34,170 --> 01:24:36,090 Oh my God, come on. He has to go somewhere sometimes. 196 01:24:39,970 --> 01:24:43,410 Well, sometimes he volunteers at the animal shelter on, like, Sundays. 197 01:24:44,330 --> 01:24:45,670 Otherwise, he's with me. 198 01:24:46,070 --> 01:24:47,430 Well, then, is he there now? 199 01:24:48,030 --> 01:24:50,570 Yeah, he's there until, like, 7 tonight. 200 01:24:51,570 --> 01:24:53,790 Well, then, get over there. You've got work to do. 201 01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:08,620 Hi, Jade. 202 01:25:09,740 --> 01:25:14,040 Sorry, I was going to come and wait for Tommy. The door was open, so I just let 203 01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:15,040 myself in. 204 01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:16,680 No. 205 01:25:18,380 --> 01:25:19,380 No. 206 01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:25,240 I think Tommy is volunteering at the pet adoption thing at the mall today. 207 01:25:25,540 --> 01:25:26,540 Did he tell you? 208 01:25:26,820 --> 01:25:27,820 Oh. 209 01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:30,280 Gotcha. I totally see. 210 01:25:30,980 --> 01:25:31,980 There you go. 211 01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:34,580 Well, hey, I mean, can I... 212 01:25:35,340 --> 01:25:37,840 Can I get you something to drink while you wait? 213 01:25:38,180 --> 01:25:39,180 What do you have? 214 01:25:40,060 --> 01:25:44,200 I have water. I have soda. I have juice. 215 01:25:45,780 --> 01:25:46,880 Anything else? 216 01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:51,000 Whiskey? Rum? 217 01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:52,840 I like it. 218 01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:54,320 I bet you would. 219 01:25:54,780 --> 01:25:57,940 You'll have a bottle of water, young lady. And be happy with that. 220 01:26:08,300 --> 01:26:09,300 I guess you're right. 221 01:26:09,420 --> 01:26:10,640 Lawyers aren't any fun. 222 01:26:11,620 --> 01:26:14,020 I never said we weren't fun. I said nobody likes us. 223 01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,560 Well, you're kind of growing on me. 224 01:26:24,220 --> 01:26:26,920 Listen, I have to apologize for last night. 225 01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:32,000 I had no idea you were in the bathroom. I had trouble sleeping, and then I get 226 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:36,060 up and I was a little taken aback when I saw you in there. 227 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:37,600 I could tell. 228 01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:39,920 That's obvious, huh? 229 01:26:41,180 --> 01:26:45,860 You know, I'm actually really good at picking up on obvious, because I'm dumb 230 01:26:45,860 --> 01:26:46,860 and all. 231 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:49,080 I never said you were dumb. 232 01:26:50,620 --> 01:26:52,240 I'm just giving you a hard time. 233 01:26:53,420 --> 01:26:54,420 Yeah. 234 01:26:55,780 --> 01:26:57,500 Yeah, you have no idea how. 235 01:26:57,920 --> 01:26:58,920 And what was that? 236 01:26:59,060 --> 01:27:00,060 I'm sorry, what? 237 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:01,800 You're talking to yourself, huh? 238 01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:03,300 Yes, I'm talking to myself. 239 01:27:04,740 --> 01:27:08,180 No, you don't have to talk to yourself. I'm here. You can just talk to me. 240 01:27:14,580 --> 01:27:17,700 Some things are probably left better unsaid. 241 01:27:18,340 --> 01:27:19,340 Yeah. 242 01:27:19,860 --> 01:27:21,400 I know what you mean. 243 01:27:22,620 --> 01:27:27,240 I kind of remembered that Tommy wasn't going to be here today. 244 01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:33,080 Then why are you here? 245 01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:39,100 You know, for a lawyer, you're not very smart, are you? Maybe you should just 246 01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:40,280 try to get by on your looks. 247 01:27:47,940 --> 01:27:49,440 Is this what I think it is? 248 01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:56,280 You know, I've got daddy issues. 249 01:27:57,460 --> 01:27:58,460 Really? 250 01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:04,280 My dad wasn't around when I was growing up. 251 01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:07,960 So I've always kind of felt neglected. 252 01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:11,500 That's terrible. 253 01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,400 Yeah. 254 01:28:14,420 --> 01:28:15,860 Maybe you can help. 255 01:28:16,300 --> 01:28:17,620 Pretend to be my daddy. 256 01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:57,340 Yes, aren't you? Look at that beautiful face. 257 01:32:58,460 --> 01:32:59,460 May I? 258 01:32:59,620 --> 01:33:01,000 Oh, please. 259 01:33:01,820 --> 01:33:03,480 Please. Yes. 260 01:33:08,340 --> 01:33:09,520 This is soft. 261 01:35:49,470 --> 01:35:50,850 You know what you're doing. 262 01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:50,440 What's in my face? 263 01:50:53,130 --> 01:50:54,130 Hmm. 264 01:51:41,680 --> 01:51:42,680 Yes. 265 01:57:12,530 --> 01:57:13,530 Yeah, no. 266 01:57:14,170 --> 01:57:15,910 Tommy can't know about this.